DESERT BEAUTY- Sometimes flirting gets a bit prickly... we've all been there!

During one of my annual trips to Tucson I decided to take a hike through Sabino Canyone where I stumbled upon Tina. An Optic Science major, Tina spent as much time at the laser lab as possible. She would go there on the weekend with her stereo so she could listen to classic metal groups like Led Zepplin and Black Sabbath while using the laser to cut holes in iron and steel blocks.

But, every friday afternoon Tina walks in the desert. She is very beautiful, very bright; and has a great sense of humor! So, on fridays I'm looking for her, and, I get a damn good tan at the same time!  Who says there's nothing but cactii in the desert?

THE 1ST TRANSPORTER - Now you see me leaning against what appears to be an ordinary information kiosk. Oh, if that were only true. The real deal behind this innocent looking kiosk is contained in a story we call "The First Transporter."

Treky nerd Tim wanted to pickup some college girls. Using his "Star Trek Savvy", Tim decided to build a transporter and use it to "break the ice" with cute Sci-Fi fans. Tim discovered that he didn't even have to dress up in Federation uniforms or wear vulcan ears.

After placing a "Wanted" ad on the kiosk, Tim has had the opportunity of scanning through the various resumes of a prospective "Mrs. Trekky".

Interested?

Ask him any question about Classic Trek. He loves a challenge. Beam me up, Timmy!

MEET ME UNDER THE...UH, THAT THING- Recently teenagers have been spotted conversing under this allegedly "sacred" temple. Despite it's airy openness people have been caught shamelessly making out during their secret rendezvous'.

That's not all, it seems that this building has struck the eye of many engaged couples who have opted to hold their wedding ceremonies under the kiosk. Rumor has it the site is booked until 2007!

VEGAS BABY- What better place to flirt that sin city itself? With thousands of casinos and equally flashy clubs there are millions of singles on the look out for a little, umm, action.

NOTE: Men, if you see a woman working the bar for free drinks which she immediately, more than likely you have a good chance. Girls, when the guys are equally hanging around the bar practically force feeding you drinks you know they aren't looking to just talk. So get snazzed up and get ready to bring your flirting A-game; Vegas is just the place where you will have ample opportunity to display such skills.

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