Girls are suckers for the artsy types. Take her
to a play where you can wow her with your thespian know-how.
Even better, if you possess the dramaturgical savvy yourself,
recite a few verses from one of your plays. Or simply attend
small theater performances where a slew of singles are likely
to be found enjoying the experience. Your next play could be
your last "ticket for one, please" show that you will
ever have to endure.
BOO
Contrary to popular belief, girls like a good
scaring once in awhile. No not the creepy stalker experience.
But there's nothing that says potential physical contact like
a scary movie. How many times have you been in the theater and
witnessed the masses of females clinging desperately to their
lucky dates during the climactic scene? That could be you. First
date, first base. What more you could you ask for?
BIRTHDAY
"GAME"
Become a legend at your job and impress those
single moms while undercover as Barney, Bubbles the Clown, or
etc. Your sensitivity will be sure to attract that mommy's soft
side, and of course her kid will love you.
BE A KID
After a long week spent in the offices of Corporate
America its nice to be a kid again. Head to the nearest park
where you can let your guard and your hair down. Have fun getting
dirty in the sand. Get nostalgic over those deeply missed childhood
memories. A day at a park is a great way to connect with that
special someone in a completely stress-free environment. Here's
to being a kid again!
GET CRAZY
When your usual techniques fail resort to silly
antics. Funny costumes and unconventional behavior mark a style
that stands alone in a crowd. Impossible as it may seem, there
is a potential market for the eccentric types. Just keep doing
your thing and soon enough an equally quirky oddball will snag
you up. If nothing else, your approach is far from intimidating,
which can always help.
BE CREATIVE
Invent something silly like a treasure map that leads your
smitten kitten to a cheesy surprise, i.e. a bouquet of flowers
in a vase planted in the middle of the garden, a box with a
corny ring from the gumball machine. Its cute, its corny, and
its totally adorable.
