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Flirting with "Joe 6-Pack" - Page 2 (go to next)

Convince your dates that you know where the Money Tree is.

Nowadays you're safe 90 percent of the time you bring up mucho dinero in a conversation. Better yet, mentioning your particular possession of the green tree usually improves your odds even further.

(Note: There is no discrimination against shallow women here at Flirting.com)

Although the firefighter and police officer are still top on the sexy uniform list-a cute quirky costume is a harmless way to show your creativity and win the heart of some innocently eccentric girl. When, where, and how you dress is up to you.

Give your girlfriend a mirror and she will think of you when she looks at herself.

Play hard to get. Girls like shy guys. Period.

Now a days having a plane isn't enough; talk about owning an Air Force.

Remember, you've got at least 18 planes. What girl could resist a man with ample machinery!

Claim that you will paint your date on your plane. You will get to 2nd base!

Bubble Baths are good clean fun!

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