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Ike is a preschool teacher
in Bridgeport, Conn., and has a knack for flirting with single
moms.
"Single moms have a lot of pressure on them nowadays,"
he said. "I like to flirt with them to help lighten their
load a little…. I really believe they find it flattering.
Plus, I have quite an extensive rose garden at home and love
to give out fresh long-stems to an unsuspecting mom. It makes
their day."
Ike is smooth and obviously has his flirting game down pat.
However, he can get away with roses because he grows them. This
makes handing them out a little less formal than if he had went
out and spent a hundred bucks on a wrapped dozen. Roses send
serious signals. So, hand them out for the special ones. |
Leslie form Lexington, Kentucky, loves men to
be like her martinis, doubly strong and with a dark olive complexion.
She likes bold men and prefers ones with more refined sensibilities.
Oh yes, they have to enjoy a stiff drink too.
“I like to unwind and be mellow,” she said. “Martini
bars tend to be a little more elegant than a typical shot and
beer joint.”
She makes no qualms about her technique of flirting with men
at martini bars whereas she bumps into them and “accidentally”
spills her drink.
“Yeah, I know that is pretty crazy,” she said,
“But soon as I laugh, all inhibitions are out the door.”
Clumsy accidents are surely a weapon in the arsenal of all
flirts, but it is one to be exercised with caution. You are
best advised to avoid any deliberate spills that might result
in a cleaning bill. Oh, and oil spills too. They are never nice
either.
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Doug, from Martin's Ferry,
West Virginia, is a firemen. He claims he is an expert flirt by making
extensive use of double meaning, or double entendres as they
are called.
"I will ask a lady if she is impressed with my hose,"
he joked. "I mean if the laugh, I know I can continue
flirting with them. If not, well, I will end it there and move
on."
We remind you that double entendres are effective ways to flirt
by making suggestive overtones to a female while stile maintaining
a formal context. Be careful though, if a pretty worker asks
for your "extension" and you answer "But we
just met!" You may think it is funny, but she might be
calling HR, who will be calling you about what you just said. |
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Daniele is a lifeguard in
Myrtle Beach, and loves to flirt with men Oceanside. Hot
men are, in fact, what she likes about working at the beach
the most, while she pursues her degree in Marine Biology at
Clemson University.
“There is no hiding at the beach,” she smiled.
“If you’re cute, I will find you. I have special
hot guy radar.”
Daniele has her technique down to perfection when she wants
to let a man know she is fair game. She hooks her thumps suggestively
through her bikini bottom at the hips. It just looks like she
might yank them off. She claims it is fail proof. She does the
“hooks’ and men swarm over like Sharks around a
bucket of chum in the water.
This one needs very little explanation. Sex sells. Daniele
knows this and so should you. “Come hither flirting”
is bound to attract them all, but will they attract the right
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Matt is a goaltender for a semi-pro hockey team in Wheeling,
West Virginia. He loves to flirt immediately after a game
with locals in the arena lobby or even at the charity events
he volunteers to do as a local celebrity.
“Women naturally seem to warm up to me,” he said.
“I don’t think it is necessarily due to me playing
hockey, it’s just I am open and comfortable in the public
eye. Some women find that very appealing.”
We agree. Men that work in the public and are comfortable
being there should count their blessings. You have ample opportunities
to do some serious flirting. If you don’t work in the
public then our advice is to volunteer for something such
as planning for a 12K race. Now, suddenly, you are out in
the public.
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Jerri is a preschool teacher
in Cobb County, Georgia, just outside of Atlanta. She has learned
great flirting techniques by modeling how she interacts with
her young students and using the communication style on men.
“I know it is weird, but I realized if you talk to men
like children they absolutely love it,” she laughed. “I
don’t mean baby talk, but simply concentrating on them
and asking them what is wrong and dotting on them for a little
bit.”
Jerri is right about that. Most men never grow up anyway and
so when you talk to them on the level of a preschooler you are
usually talking directly to them at their level. Hence, you
are bound to do well. |
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Harry is an automotive service advisor in Sand Diego, California,
and loves to flirt with women when their cars are in his shop
for some work.
“I guess I do flirt with woman when they are asking
for advice about getting their car back on the road,”
he told Flirting.com. “I think it puts them at ease.”
Harry should resist the temptation to flirt when a woman
is at a vulnerable spot. After all, they need your help. Our
advice is to wait until “services are rendered”
before you start flirting. This way you know her reactions
are legit.
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Yvonne is an aspiring underwear model in New York City. She
loves to parade around her studio apartment in her "undies"
and likes a guy that can make her look her best. She flirts
with men by simply telling them what would like to do for a
living.
"I am attracted to men that are into the visual arts,"
she said, matter-of-factly. "Not perverts or anything,
guys that appreciate the visual beauty of the human form. Hence,
that is why I like to model underwear."
We'll, any guys up for the task, you can see plainly
what she has to offer. But what do you offer? Drooling over
this hot babe walking around her apartment is not flirting.
Instead, see her body like she sees it: art. There will be time
for drooling later.
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Cole, is a construction foreman
in Colorado Springs, and a self-described “high-volume
sperm donor.” He likes a woman who can handle his massive
libido and what he's got in the “tool box.”
“I like to have sex with any many women as I can,”
he said proudly to Flirting.com. “Yes, I know many are
put off by that, but there are a lot out there who aren't.
I am a strong man and I like a woman that is into strong men.”
Cole will score well flirting simply because he is honest about
himself and what he is looking for. Far too often men are not
clear on the type of girl they want to flirt with and the flirting
is disastrous because it is simply a bad match form the start.
Still, he might consider going about his flirting business with
a little more reservation and decorum. After all, flirting is
about finding a like-minded gal, not conquering them. |
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Susan, from Waukegan, Illinois,
shows off her killer legs by sporting an alarmingly short, schoolgirl
pleated skirts. Wow. Unfortunately, Susan doesn't have
the confidence to look a handsome man right in the baby blues,
hence the lack of face time for this picture. Poor Susan.
Our advice to Susan is build up that self-confidence by doting
on what it is you do well or what it is that you have well,
such as those killer smooth legs and let that shine all the
way up to your face.
Others that lack self-esteem can learn something as well here:
we all have our shortcomings but never shortchange what's
uniquely good about you. If you don’t know what is uniquely
good about you? Ask your close friends and they will tell you. |
Clive from Cleveland claims to be a “footsies”
expert. Not only does he make flirting inroads with his feet
he can also deliver expert foot massages to any wanting female
in need of stress relief.
“I am really laid back and that puts women at ease,”
he said, smiling. “I find that all women love to have
their feet messaged. It makes them putty in my hands…”
Clive is right, but be sure you are messaging the right girl’s
feet! See the movie Pulp Fiction for another take on the meaning
of foot messages, which equates it with something else orally
administered to a woman. Above all else, make sure Marcellus
Wallace’s wife is not the one you are giving a message
to. After all, it is hard to flirt when you have a speech
impediment.
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