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Lisa who plays the organ at her Church in St. Louis, Missouri is
very shy when it comes to meeting men.
"I am not that experienced with getting close to a man,"
Lisa confessed to Flirting.com. "So, I would like to meet
a man who understands that about me."
Be that as it may, she might be a real keeper. Dating is not
about "getting some" or "getting more,"
it's about companionship! Be her best friend first. Even
if it means taking things painstakingly slow. After all, what
else do you have to do anyhow? It never hurts to have another
friend to confide in. Focus on that and who knows, she might
be playing your organ before you know it.
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Ellen from St. George Utah
likes a guy with a sense of humor. “Nothing beats a man
that can make me laugh,” she said recently. “Looks
aren't everything. If you are funny, that improves your
attractiveness ten times in my book.”
This is not an invitation to practice your one-liners or best
Nantucket jokes. You know if you have the whimsical disposition
to keep this one laughing. But, don't give up if you are
not prone to delivering Jay Leno-like monologues about the day’s
events. After all, even the best clowns need some time to reflect.
Otherwise, they are sad clowns. |
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Susan, a cute red-head with
an intellectual gravitas, loves to cuddle up with a novel and
a bottle of Pinot Noir. “I like a man that can keep me
company but be quiet at the same time,” she said. “I
like to know he is there for me when I need him and likewise…”
If you are serious about landing this one's number, it
is high time to brush up on the classics. If you don't
have time to read them all, go to your local book store and
start perusing the cliff notes to many famous novels. Another
good tip is to read book reviews of the hottest sellers on Amazon.com.
At least this gives you some common ground.
If you really want in her pants, write a book yourself! |
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Terri, from Madison, Wisconsin, likes nothing more than her
Pilates in the morning, before she gets ready for the day
as a fashion buyer. However, at night, she longs for a little
companionship. “I am looking for active man that can
keep up with my busy lifestyle, yet find some time to enjoy
cozy evenings together,” she told Flirting.com. “Maybe
that’s asking too much in a man.”
We don’t think so. Our advice for men that felt they
can keep up with such a busy woman, remember, it is not a
competition. You are there to help, not to prove you can be
busier than she. Show her you know how to slow it down and
she will do likewise.
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Eric is a plumber in Philadelphia.
He claims his job naturally lends itself to wonderful flirting
opportunities because many times it is the lonely housewives
at home left to great the plumber. No problem by Eric’s
accounts.
“I mean I am literally there to lay the pipe,”
he joked with us. “But, many times, I meet a lot of people
starving for attention…. I don’t see what harm
can come from a little playful flirting…”
Eric takes good advantage of the built-in flirting opportunities
that his trade provides. However, we advise him to proceed with
a little more caution when flirting with the married ones. After
all, if his flirting should spontaneously escalate and he ends
up cleaning her pipes as well at the sink’s than her husband
might have a major problem with him. Eric might end up paying
a serious bill on that call. So it is best advised to not flirt
with married women alone at home. |
Emily, a Yoga instructor in
Pittsburgh, is looking for “meditation partner,”
one she can explore her inner self with while discussing the
deeply philosophical essence of being.
“I like a man to be well grounded in existentialist philosophy,”
Emily confided. “Yes, I know that is probably asking a
bit too much, but I guess I like a man that thinks about what
it all means.”
Hmmm. She sure got us thinking that a trip to the bookstore
is in order to read up on exactly what the heck she is talking
about. This goes back to being well versed in subjects that
interest a particular woman. If you can start by having conversations
about mutually interesting topics, such as existential philosophy,
then you are halfway to being her friend. And that is essence
of successfully dating.
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Spike from "parts unknown"
is a hard-core good-for-nothing roustabout who has spent the
last 15 years in the slammer for killing a guy down South. He
drives a "hog" that displays a vanity sticker that
reads "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."
"I don't know what to do or where to begin,"
he confided to Flirting.com. "I mean you don't flirt
in prison so my flirting skills are wanting."
He confessed to us that he would like to flirt with a women
into body art and, oddly enough, modernist art too. He is embarrassed
to say, he has no luck whatsoever finding such a rare woman.
Sorry Spike but it is not going to happen without a little
hard work.
Spike needs to reinvent himself by learning more about art.
If he should be so lucky to develop a softer side, perhaps he
might organize a bike ride to raise money for a museum or art
gallery. So, if like Spike, your flirting tanks time and again,
and you have not the slightest reason why, ask yourself if you
might benefit from a little reinvention. It's a great
way to improve your flirting as well as your overall life. |
Todd is a corporate trainer
for an oil company in Houston. He enjoys flirting with women
during his training classes, which he admits, usually is hard
to do because most assume they are in for a four hour snooze
session when they walk through the door. He elaborated his flirting
method for us.
“I stand there all serious and will scan the room,”
he said. “Usually, I can spot one of the ladies paying
attention. If she seems open to it, I ask her stand and tell
the class why she is hear today. Then, I make some kind of joke
that puts everyone at ease.”
On break-time, Todd explained, he will approach that person
individually and apologize for having “put them on the
spot.” If all goes well, he usually gets one-on-one flirting
in return.
Todd should be commended for creating his opportunities and
not waiting for them to appear magically. He underscores the
principle that good flirting is about proactivity. As for putting
them on the spot, that is bold. But bold is good when it comes
to flirting. Don’t’ forget it. |
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Sarah, who is a struggling
artist in Manhattan, just cut it off with a man, literally.
She was arrested for serration of a man's penis with a
butcher's knife. Okay, she has psycho written all over
her. However, she just realized she suffered from a chemical
imbalance and once she gets out of the institution and gets
things straightened out, you may have a real find on your hands.
In all seriousness, the point here is to remember nobody is
perfect. Rarely will you find someone that has life figured
out. Such a person does not exist. Don't hold potential
dating partners to their past if it looks like they have effectively
put trouble behind them and have been honest in telling you
about it. Everyone deserves a second chance. It goes for you
too.
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